«Love it when she squirts in her own face.»
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Eurotrip (United States, 2004)
EuroTrip () - Lucy Lawless as Madame Vandersexxx - IMDb
It boggles the mind to consider that the fertile writing team of Alec Berg, David Mandel, and Jeff Schaffer, all of whom spent time scripting episodes of "Seinfeld," could turn out something as abysmally unfunny as Eurotrip. Then again, these guys were also responsible for The Cat in the Hat , so perhaps it's not all that surprising. At any rate, in the genre of teen sex films, Eurotrip doesn't set a new standard for lack of quality, but it comes close. The problem isn't that it spends 90 minutes marinating in lewdness and bad taste - those things are mandatory for this kind of movie - but that so many of the desperate jabs at humor fail to find their mark. Sex comedies need two obvious ingredients: sex and comedy. Eurotrip has some of the former plenty of bare breasts and buns but almost none of the latter.
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Lucy Lawless: Madame Vandersexxx
More importantly, "Eurotrip"--with its laser-guided sex toys and infectious theme song "Scotty Doesn't Know"--just might be the best comedy so far this year. Granted, it's early yet and "Eurotrip" doesn't have any big names, but that's part of its kinetic appeal. With all the makings of a cult classic, "Eurotrip" trades on the reputations of predecessors "American Pie" and "Road Trip," then surpasses them. Scott Mechlowicz stars as Scott, a predictable pre-law student picking up the pieces after his cheating girlfriend Fiona "Smallville's" Kristin Kreuk dumps him unceremoniously after high school graduation. His quest to regain self-dignity disintegrates when his woes are immortalized and broadcast in song "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Fiona's rock star boyfriend played riotously, in cameo, by Matt Damon.
And even a decade later, those involved with the cult classic are still proud of it — every sex organ included. The robot man even showed up — sans robot outfit. Meanwhile, Trachtenberg credited her physical comedy in her audition — which was the airplane scene where Jenny climbs over Cooper on her way to the bathroom — to her getting the job offer from the producers.